Metablogging

In a fit of idle nerdiness, I pasted my blog to a Word document and technologically squeezed the blessed word count function. 34,374 words, titles included.

Critiques:

1) They're called paragraphs. And they're meant to be used.
2) Stop the pseudo-Kierkegaardian word choices. It's the twenty-first century. No need for "massification" or ridiculous repetitions of "infinity".
3) Slow the roll on Proustian endless sentences. This relates to 1).
4) Lessen the awesomeness. It might hurt women and children.