Wednesday, June 09, 2010

Why Have I Laughed Hysterically Today?

An experimental Google search:

Type in "should I have" and wait for the results to automatically fill:

a baby
another baby
a baby quiz
an abortion
kids
a third child
an affair
another baby quiz
children
my gallbladder removed

The dialectic of American ambivalence as channeled through Google: to multiply or not to multiply, or get down with someone with whom I could extramaritally multiply, or an abortion, or, you know, what do do with that damn gallbladder?

Oh, shoot me with harmless little bullets of uncertain joy.

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